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Two things live on this page. Underneath, our own assessment of every game we have published — what it is, what works, and what is still wrong with it. At the top, the shelf where reviews written by players will go, which is empty, and which we are not going to fill in ourselves.

What players say

Nothing yet. No player has sent us a review, so there are none on this page. There are no quotes, no names, no stars and no rating average, because we have not been given any.

That is worth saying out loud rather than leaving as an absence. It would take about ten minutes to write five glowing testimonials, attribute them to plausible first names, and put a 4.8 out of 5 under them, and a great many small sites do exactly that. Inventing a customer is not a design decision, it is a false statement about a real company, and it is the sort of thing that is only ever discovered at the worst possible moment.

So this section stays empty until it is not. When real reviews arrive they will appear here with the name the writer gave, the date, and the game they played — unedited apart from length, and marked where they have been cut. Critical ones will be published alongside the kind ones; a page of nothing but praise is a page nobody believes.

The games are free and there is nothing to buy, so there is nothing in it for us either way except knowing whether they are any good. If you have played one, we would like to hear it — the studio's contact channels are on the about page.

Our own assessment, game by game

Each one below says what the game is, what we think works, and what is wrong with it right now. The last of those is the only part that costs anything to write, and it is the reason the page exists.

Splatbarn

Playable now 3D voxel shooter · up to 16 players · browser, phone or desktop

What it is

A first-person shooter that runs in a browser tab with no download, no installer and no account. You are a cow, a chicken, a pig or a sheep, on a snow map, in one of four modes: capture the flag, team deathmatch, king of the hill, and a one-flag variant. Matches are up to sixteen players and bots fill any seat nobody takes. Movement has deliberate ice-drift to it, so you slide when you stop.

The multiplayer is peer-to-peer over WebRTC. There is no game server anywhere: you send somebody a link and the two browsers talk to each other. That is the reason it works on a locked-down work laptop, and it is also the reason there is no matchmaking, no ranked ladder and no persistent profile.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The strongest thing we have made, and the one whose central idea — a real multiplayer shooter that needs nothing installed — is worth the constraints it costs. Play it with somebody. Playing it alone is fine and is not the point of it.

Play Splatbarn → · More about it

Hoofrise

Playable now Ten-minute strategy · published 2026-09-06 · not yet assessed

We have not written this one up yet. The game is published and playable against a bot; what is missing is our own assessment of it, of the same kind as the ones above — what works, and what is still wrong with it.

Two things we already know are worth saying, because a review that appears later and mentions them for the first time would be a review that waited to be safe. It is single-player only for now: the game is built for four and the network layer is not written, so today it is you against one opponent. And the two sides are not yet equally hard to play well — they are within a few points of each other in several hundred simulated matches, which is not the same as being even in your hands.

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Evil Hills

Playable now PS1-era survival horror · published 2026-08-31 · not yet assessed

We have not written this one up yet. The game is published and playable; what is missing is our own assessment of it, of the same kind as the ones above — what works, and what is still wrong with it.

Rather than leave a gap, or fill it with something written from the design documents by somebody who has not played it, it says so here. The same rule applies to us as to the empty shelf at the top of this page.

Play Evil Hills → · More about it

Kartzoom

Playable now 3D kart racer · six circuits in two cups · browser, phone or desktop

What it is

The Splatbarn farm, in karts. Six circuits in two cups — Sunflower Circuit, Muddy Bottom and Frostfield Loop on the farm, then Harvest Millrace, Saltmarsh Run and Copperhead Canyon past the fence — with eight-kart grids, drift boosts you charge by holding a slide through a corner, and items including a cowpat and a runaway tractor. Each circuit has a cliff drop where the kart deploys a wing and glides. You race friends by sending a link, peer-to-peer with no server, and bots take any seat nobody claimed. Three difficulty settings, from Sunday Drivers to Stampede.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The most fun per minute of anything on this site, and the least finished. Worth twenty minutes today; not yet worth telling people it is a complete game.

Play Kartzoom → · More about it · three of its bugs, written up

Letterloft

Playable now Fifteen by fifteen · published 2026-09-04 · not yet assessed

We have not written this one up yet either. It is playable, and it shares its type, contrast and shape-as-well-as-colour rules with Wordburrow below, which is assessed in full — but that is a description of the intent, not a verdict on the result, and this page only carries verdicts somebody has earned by playing.

It has, however, now been played on camera: Amelia opens with JOWED for 48, does not know what it means, and spends the rest of the game being beaten by nobody in particular. Watch that → That is a recording, not a verdict, and this page still owes you one.

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Wordburrow

Playable now Four word games · 223 puzzles · drawn, not typed into a form

What it is

Guesswise, Combword, Groupseek and Gridseek on one page, with a farm flavour and no clock anywhere. 227 Guesswise words, fifty-three Combword hives, ninety Groupseek sets and ninety-six Gridseek grids, all reachable from a dropdown rather than doled out one a day. The look is a printed almanac — cream paper, heavy ink outlines, five flat colours — and it was specified in writing before any of it was built, because the audience it is for is one that most puzzle games design past rather than for.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The one on this site to send to a parent. It does what the games it is modelled on do, without the clock, the lockout or the small grey type — and if you want the originals' word lists rather than ours, you will notice the difference.

All four are played end to end in Amelia's first word-game episode, if you would rather watch somebody lose to them than read about them.

Play Wordburrow → · More about it

Rookwise

Playable now Complete chess · bot or a shared link · no clock anywhere

What it is

Chess in a browser tab, played by the full rules rather than a subset of them: castling both sides, en passant, promotion to any piece, and the draws that are not stalemate. The board is cream and brown with the ranks and files printed on it, the pieces are drawn large enough to read across a room, and there is no clock on the move, on the game, or anywhere near the edge of the screen. You play a bot or you send somebody a link.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The clock is the point. If you stopped playing chess online because a timer turned thinking into a penalty, this is the one to open — and if you want an engine you can dial up to punish you, it is not.

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Jumpwise

Playable now English draughts · takes compulsory · bot or a shared link

What it is

English draughts, twelve sheep against twelve cows. Captures are compulsory, a jump that sets up another jump keeps going in the same turn, and a piece that reaches the far rank is crowned. Undo is on the screen, the move count is on the screen, and there is no clock.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The most readable board on the site, and the one that best justifies the farm-animal conceit — the animals are doing accessibility work, not decoration. It wants a bigger board and a sentence about compulsory takes.

Play Jumpwise → · More about it

Pawnrush

Playable now Four teams · against the computer or over a link · no clock

What it is

Ludo, with four teams named for farm animals: Sheep, Geese, Pigs and Cows. A six to bring a piece out, capture by landing on a single opponent, and an exact roll to come home. Play alone with the computer taking the other three seats, or share a link and let people claim them.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The accessibility thinking is real and it is the reason to pick this one over the dozens of other free Ludo boards. It needs the track to be as big as the yards.

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Sweepwise

Playable now Minesweeper · Beginner to Expert, or custom · best times

What it is

Classic Minesweeper. Beginner is 9 by 9 with 10 mines, Intermediate 16 by 16 with 40, Expert 16 by 30 with 99, and Custom takes any board from 5 to 30 squares a side. Open squares, read the numbers, flag the mines, and clear every safe square to win.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

A clean, fast Minesweeper with the two things a good one needs — a safe opening and chording — in eight languages. It does not yet promise boards that never need a guess.

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Gomowise

Playable now Gomoku · five in a row · vs computer or a friend

What it is

Gomoku on a 15 by 15 board: two players take turns placing stones, and the first to get five in a row across, down or diagonally wins. Play the computer at three levels, a friend on the same device, or a friend anywhere from a link or a six-letter code.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

A tidy Gomoku that respects how it is actually played in Korea and Vietnam, with a bot for practice and a room for friends, in eight languages. Not yet a place to find strangers to play.

Play Gomowise → · More about it

Relaywise

Playable now Word chain · eight languages · vs computer or a friend

What it is

Word chain: each word must start where the last one ended, no word may be played twice, and the player who runs out of time loses. Play the computer at three levels, a friend on the same device, or a friend anywhere from a link or a six-letter code.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

A word chain that takes nối từ, shiritori and kkeutmal-itgi seriously, with a timer, a bot for practice and a room for friends. Its dictionaries are good, not complete.

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Trucowise

Playable now Card game · 1 vs 1 or 2 vs 2 · vs computer or friends

What it is

Argentine truco with the 40-card Spanish deck: three cards each, best of three bazas, envido before the first card and truco whenever you dare. Play the computer at three levels, 2 vs 2 with a computer partner, or friends in a room from a link or a six-letter code.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

Proper truco in a browser tab: the calls, the bluffs and the tally of five, against a computer worth bluffing or with friends who cannot see your cards.

Play Trucowise → · More about it

Buracowise

Playable now Card game · 1 vs 1 or 2 vs 2 · vs computer or friends

What it is

Brazilian buraco, the card game, with two French decks and four jokers: eleven cards each, two mortos waiting face down, sequences of one suit laid on the table and canastras of seven or more. Play the computer at three levels, 2 vs 2 with a computer partner, or friends in a room from a link or a six-letter code.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

Proper buraco in a browser tab: the pile, the mortos and the race to a clean canastra, against a computer that plays the table or with friends who cannot see your cards.

Play Buracowise → · More about it

Zelakas In Space

Playable now 2D arcade shooter · single player · keyboard, desktop

What it is

A 2D arcade shooter made in 2014 in ActionScript 3, with Gonzalo and Christian. You dodge asteroids, blackholes and drones, and there are three endings depending on how much of the level you clear. The original Flash build is playable today in a modern browser through Ruffle, an emulator that runs the original file rather than a port of it.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

Worth ten minutes as a piece of preserved work, and it is kept online for that reason. A rebuild is intended; until then, judge it as an archive rather than as a release.

Play Zelakas In Space → · More about it

2D Fighter EX

Playable now Animation experiment · not a game

What it is

An animation whose project file was lost and which was recovered frame by frame from a screen recording: 84 frames of timing, a camera that pushes in to twice its size, and where each fighter stood. That timing is now replayed with 1990s cel-anime characters, on a forest stage generated from a seed. You can scrub it, slow it down, and reseed the stage.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

Five minutes, once, if the idea of pulling animation timing back out of a screen recording appeals to you. If it does not, skip it — there is nothing else in there.

Open 2D Fighter EX → · More about it

Moon Life

Playable now Cozy life game · phone browsers first · orchards, jam and a cat landlord

What it is

A farm on a moon you can walk all the way around in about a minute. The horizon curves away in front of you, which is the first thing anybody notices and the reason the place feels small in a good way. You pick fruit off the trees, press it into juice and jam, put it on a shelf, and neighbours walk up and buy it. You spend what you make buying parcels of ground from Felice, a round orange cat in a waistcoat and hat who owns the entire moon and is perfectly pleasant about it. Everything in it — every tree, every cottage, every villager, the cat — is generated in code rather than drawn by hand, and none of it looks like it.

Past the farm there is more of it than you would expect. There are four tools that pick themselves depending on what you are standing in front of, a town with two shops and a town hall staffed by villagers who keep hours, fifty-eight things you can craft and put down anywhere you like, six other planets a double tap of the jump button away, and a six-character code you can read out so a friend walks onto your moon and helps you pick the orchard.

What works

What is wrong with it

Our verdict

The best cozy game we have made, and the one with the most left to do. If you want a small world to potter about in for twenty minutes at a time — pick fruit, make jam, buy a field, put a lamp where you want it — it is ready and it is free. If you were coming for a village that feels lived in, or for the social half, come back: the houses need to stop looking like each other, and the list of open moons is not up yet.

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Silk & Seam

Playable now Cosy dressmaking game · published 2026-09-25 · not yet assessed

We have not written this one up yet. The game is published and the whole loop plays — a commission, a sketch, cutting, sewing, embellishing and the reveal — but it is days old, and an assessment written the week it shipped would be a first impression rather than a review.

What we already know is missing: there is no tutorial yet, so the first commission is learned by trying things; the parts and fabrics do not yet show which client tastes they suit until you pick them; and the sketch book cannot be driven from the keyboard.

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Dachis

Playable now 2.5D monster-friend RPG · published 2026-09-30 · not yet assessed

We have not written this one up yet. The first chapter plays — the opening cutscene, the volcano village, the guardian fight, the three starters, real-time wild battles with parries and attributes, and the capture ritual — but it went up today, and a review written on day one would be a first impression.

What we already know is missing: only the first chapter is built, so the ice, the deep sea, the caves and the sky level the story promises are not there yet; the bosses exist as models but have no fights; timing a parry by touch is harder than with a key; and the first seconds after loading can stutter on an older phone while the graphics compile.

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Why there are no scores on this page

No stars, no marks out of ten, no average. Not an oversight, and worth explaining because their absence is conspicuous.

A rating is a comparison, and it only carries information if the person giving it could plausibly have given a low one. We cannot. Any number we put next to our own game would be a number we chose to publish about ourselves, and everybody reading it knows that, so it would tell you nothing you did not already know and would make the honest paragraphs above look like set dressing for it.

There is a second, more practical reason. Search engines show star ratings in their results, and they specifically exclude self-authored reviews from that treatment. Marking up our own assessment as a review with a rating would be asking for stars we are not entitled to, and it would put this page's standing at risk to decorate it. So this page carries no review markup and no aggregate rating — only a plain description of what it is.

If a player review arrives that carries a rating, that rating is theirs and it will be shown as theirs, including if it is low.

What is missing from this page that we would like to add: comparisons against other games in each genre, and figures on how long a session actually lasts. Both need players. Neither is going to be invented in the meantime.

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