The multiplayer game for teams that can't install software.

If your standup is over Zoom, your laptop is locked down, and half the team is in a different time zone — Splatbarn is 30 seconds of chaos your team can actually join together.

  • No install
  • No signup
  • 5–10 minute rounds
  • 2 to 16 people

Why remote teams pick Splatbarn

Recipe: a 15-minute team break

  1. Someone opens the game link, clicks Host a new game, copies the 6-character room code from the URL bar.
  2. They paste that code in your team chat.
  3. Everyone else opens the link, pastes the code, clicks Join.
  4. Pick your farm animal (cow, chicken, pig, sheep). Pick a team (red or blue).
  5. First team to 5 captures wins. If it's a tie: instant anagram tiebreaker.

Yes, that's the whole thing. No clients, no launchers, and nothing to sign up to.

What it looks like when a team plays it

The Splatbarn lobby: a 3D cow on a turntable, a map picker showing five maps, a mode picker, and a Host a new game button
The lobby. Pick an animal, pick a map, press one button — or paste the room code somebody sent you.
Splatbarn, Central Park Rink: pigeons on hex pavers at dusk with a voxel city skyline behind
Five maps, all built from a seed. Everybody in the room gets the same world.
Splatbarn on a phone, with the touch controls overlaid on the game
The same room code works from a phone, with touch controls built in.

What we can actually show you

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Start a room. Share the link. Fire poo pellets.

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